main.cpp

#include <iostream>
#include <string>

// Super Adventure Land by Hunter "Blueblur" Connelly
// Git repo located at http://github.com/blueblur/superadventureland.git
// Version is 1.0.0

using namespace std;
int answer;

int main() {
	cout << "You find yourself walking down a path when suddenly..." << endl;
	start:
	{
		cout << "There is a fork in the road." << endl;
		cout << "What do you do?" << endl;
		cout << "Please enter the number of your answer." << endl;
		cout << "1: Walk along the left path to town." << endl;
		cout << "2: Walk along the right path into the forest." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto townEnterance;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto forest1;
		}
		else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto start;
		}
	}
	townEnterance:
	{
		cout << "You are near the town's gates." << endl;
		cout << "Ahead of you there is a plaza bustling with activity." << endl;
		cout << "To your right there is an internet cafe." << endl;
		cout << "Where do you go?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Go to the town plaza." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go to the internet cafe." << endl;
		cout << "3: Go back to the start." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto townSquare;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto internetCafe;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto start;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto townEnterance;
		}
	}
	forest1:
	{
		cout << "You are in a forest" << endl;
		cout << "Next to you is a large flat stone with markings on it." << endl;
		cout << "In front of you there seems to be a doorway to an underground structure." << endl;
		cout << "What will you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Inspect the stone." << endl;
		cout << "2: Enter the doorway." << endl;
		cout << "3: Go back to the start." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			cout << "You are teleported as soon as you touch the stone!" << endl;
			goto internetCafe;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto dungeonEnterance;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto start;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto forest1;
		}
	}
	internetCafe:
	{
		cout << "You are in an internet cafe!" << endl;
		cout << "Someone left the demo version of Blockland on one of the computers." << endl;
		cout << "There's a door on the right wall that leads into an alley." << endl;
		cout << "What will you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Buy the full version of blockland and play it." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go through the door into the alley." << endl;
		cout << "3: Go back outside the way you came." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto blockland;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto alley;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto townEnterance;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto internetCafe;
		}
	}
	townSquare:
	{
		cout << "You are in the town square." << endl;
		cout << "Everyone around you seems to be going somewhere different." << endl;
		cout << "Straight ahead of you there is a potion shop." << endl;
		cout << "Next to it is the local McDarren's." << endl;
		cout << "To your left is a dark alley." << endl;
		cout << "Where will you go?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Go into the potion shop." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go to McDarren's for a bite to eat." << endl;
		cout << "3: Go into the dark alley" << endl;
		cout << "4: Go back to the town enterance." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto potionShop;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto mcDarrens;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto alley;
		} else if (answer == 4) {
			goto townEnterance;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto townSquare;
		}
	}
	potionShop:
	{
		cout << "You are in a potion shop." << endl;
		cout << "The person at the desk offers you a free sample." << endl;
		cout << "What will you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Take the free sample and drink it." << endl;
		cout << "2: Leave the shop." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			cout << "You drink the potion and immediately fall over dead." << endl;
			goto dead;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto townSquare;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto potionShop;
		}
	}
	alley:
	{
		cout << "You are in a dark alley." << endl;
		cout << "There are two doors on the left and right of the alley." << endl;
		cout << "Each of them go to a different place." << endl;
		cout << "In front of you there is a trapdoor in the ground." << endl;
		cout << "Someone left the hatch open." << endl;
		cout << "What will you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Go through the door on the left." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go through the door on the right." << endl;
		cout << "3: Go down through the trapdoor." << endl;
		cout << "4: go back to the town square." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto internetCafe;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto mcDarrens;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto sewer;
		} else if (answer == 4) {
			goto townSquare;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto alley;
		}
	}
	mcDarrens:
	{
		cout << "You are in your local McDarren's!" << endl;
		cout << "All around you the people eating are trying to avoid eye contact." << endl;
		cout << "What will you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Order a burger with a side of fries." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go to the restroom." << endl;
		cout << "3: go back to the town square." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			cout << "You die of dehydration because you forgot to order a soda." << endl;
			goto dead;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto restroom;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto townSquare;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto mcDarrens;
		}
	}
	dungeonEnterance:
	{
		cout << "You seem to be in some sort of dungeon." << endl;
		cout << "On the left wall there is another one of those strange stones." << endl;
		cout << "In front of you is a giant doorway that looks incredibly ominous." << endl;
		cout << "It almost seems like the door is over-exaggerated because it's important." << endl;
		cout << "what do you want to do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Inspect the marked stone." << endl;
		cout << "2: Enter the stupidly large door." << endl;
		cout << "3: Go back to the forest." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			cout << "The markings on the stone start glowing..." << endl;
			cout << "And suddenly you are falling!" << endl;
			cout << "*sploosh*" << endl;
			goto river;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto bossRoom;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto forest1;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto dungeonEnterance;
		}
	}
	bossRoom:
	{
		cout << "You are now in an incredibly dark room." << endl;
		cout << "Some text appears in the middle of your sight." << endl;
		cout << "It says 'Generic Boss Name'" << endl;
		cout << "And then a dinosaur appears and shreds you with its bionic razor blades." << endl;
		goto dead;
	}
	blockland:
	{
		cout << "You're playing Blockland!" << endl;
		cout << "You pull up the server list and there are two servers online." << endl;
		cout << "The servers are Tezuni's jail escape and Blockhead 27046's TDM." << endl;
		cout << "What will you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Join Tezuni's server." << endl;
		cout << "2: Join Blockhead 27046's server." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto tezunisServer;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto someDM;
		} else {
			cerr << "Ivalid Answer" << endl;
			goto blockland;
		}
	}
	sewer:
	{
		cout << "You're in a sewer!" << endl;
		cout << "It smells really bad in here." << endl;
		cout << "There is water rushing past extremely fast." << endl;
		cout << "What will you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Jump in the water! :D" << endl;
		cout << "2: What? No, why would I do that? Let's go back up the ladder." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			cout << "You jump into the water." << endl;
			cout << "You can see daylight ahead." << endl;
			cout << "When you get to the daylight you are thrown over a waterfall by the current." << endl;
			cout << "'AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!'" << endl;
			cout << "'*sploosh*'" << endl;
			goto lake;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto alley;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto sewer;
		}
	}
	restroom:
	{
		cout << "You are in the McDarren's restroom." <<endl;
		cout << "Only half of the stalls are operational. The rest say 'out of order'" << endl;
		cout << "Someone left the supply closet open." << endl;
		cout << "What will you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Use the restroom." << endl;
		cout << "2: Enter the supply closet." << endl;
		cout << "3: Exit the restroom." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			cout << "When you enter the stall the floor collapses beneath you." << endl;
			goto sewer;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			cout << "The door shuts behind you." << endl;
			cout << "The doorknob is stuck." << endl;
			cout << "You end up starving to death in the restroom of a fast food restaurant." << endl;
			cout << "How ironic." << endl;
			goto dead;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto mcDarrens;
		}else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto restroom;
		}
	}
	tezunisServer:
	{
		cout << "You joined Tezuni's server." << endl;
		cout << "You are immediately banned for the reason 'TROLOLO GET REKD N00B'" << endl;
		goto dead;
	}
	someDM:
	{
		cout << "You joined Blockhead 27046's server." << endl;
		cout << "You are immediately spawnkilled." << endl;
		goto dead;
	}
	lake:
	{
		cout << "You are in a lake!" << endl;
		cout << "The lake is surrounded by a forest." << endl;
		cout << "The lake opens into a river to your left." << endl;
		cout << "What do you want to do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Swim to shore." << endl;
		cout << "2: Swim down the river." << endl;
		cout << "3: Swim underwater." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto shore;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto river;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			cout << "You drowned." << endl;
			goto dead;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto lake;
		}
	}
	river:
	{
		cout << "You are going down a river." << endl;
		cout << "You swim to shore when you see civilization." << endl;
		cout << "You walk into the small city." << endl;
		goto city;
	}
	shore:
	{
		cout << "You are on the shore of a lake. In front of you is a forest." << endl;
		cout << "There is a clearing in the forest that leads to a field." << endl;
		cout << "Where will you go?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Go into the forest." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go through the clearing to the field." << endl;
		cout << "3: Go back into the lake." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto forest2;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto field;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto lake;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer" << endl;
			goto shore;
		}
	}
	forest2:
	{
		cout << "You are in a forest." << endl;
		cout << "You see something behind you." << endl;
		cout << "It's a dude with a knife!" << endl;
		goto dead;
	}
	field:
	{
		cout << "You are in a field." << endl;
		cout << "There is a mountain on the horizon." << endl;
		cout << "To your left is a hill with a cave in the side." << endl;
		cout << "Where do you want to go?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Go into the cave." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go to the mountain." << endl;
		cout << "3: Go back to the lake's shore." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto cave;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto mountain;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto shore;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer." << endl;
			goto field;
		}
	}
	city:
	{
		cout << "You're in a small city now." << endl;
		cout << "Just across the street is an apple store." << endl;
		cout << "Ahead of you is the town hall." << endl;
		cout << "Where will you go?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Cross the street to the apple store." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go up the street to the town hall." << endl;
		cout << "3: Walk back down the river to the lake." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto appleStore;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto townHall;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto lake;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer." << endl;
			goto city;
		}
	}
	mountain:
	{
		cout << "You're at the base of a mountain." << endl;
		cout << "It's much too steep to climb up." << endl;
		cout << "There's an enterance to a mineshaft." << endl;
		cout << "What will you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Go down into the mineshaft." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go back to the field." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto abandonedMine;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto field;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer." << endl;
			goto mountain;
		}
	}
	townHall:
	{
		cout << "You're in the town hall." << endl;
		cout << "Someone comes up to you and talks to you." << endl;
		cout << "'Mr. Anderson, you're late for the meeting!'" << endl;
		cout << "He seems to be mistaking you for someone else." << endl;
		cout << "What do you say?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Say 'I think you're looking for someone else.' and then leave." << endl;
		cout << "2: Say 'Oh my! I forgot all about that!'" << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto city;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			goto mayorsOffice;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer." << endl;
			goto townHall;
		}
	}
	appleStore:
	{
		cout << "You're in an apple store." << endl;
		cout << "The walls are lined with $4000 computers." << endl;
		cout << "The new Macbook Pro 19.5 all the way in the back costs $8000 and one kidney." << endl;
		cout << "Someone is sitting in the corner playing flappy bird on their new iPhone 9 ++." << endl;
		cout << "Clearly that person is too poor to afford the new iPhone 10 that came out a month after the 9." << endl;
		cout << "What do you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Buy the new Macbook Pro 19.5." << endl;
		cout << "2: Ask the person at the desk for directions to the Microsoft store." << endl;
		cout << "3: Leave." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			cout << "You give the person at the desk $8000 and gouge out your kidney with a knife." << endl;
			cout << "You then sit down to use your new Macbook Pro." << endl;
			cout << "You die because you only had one kidney left after you bought the previous Macbook Pro 19." << endl;
			goto dead;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			cout << "Instead of giving you directions, the person at the desk shoots you." << endl;
			cout << "He drags your body into the back to sacrifice your soul to Steve Jobs." << endl;
			cout << "'Have a nice day.'" << endl;
			goto dead;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			goto city;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer." << endl;
			goto appleStore;
		}
	}
	cave:
	{
		cout << "You're in a cave." << endl;
		cout << "The way you got in is much too steep to climb back out." << endl;
		cout << "There is a large circle on the floor with strange markings all over it." << endl;
		cout << "The cave seems to go on forever ahead of you." << endl;
		cout << "You notice faint whispers that seem to be coming from the marked circle on the floor." << endl;
		cout << "It's like it's calling you towards it." << endl;
		cout << "What will you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Step into the circle." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go around the circle and continue down into the cave." << endl;
		cout << "3: Call for help and wait." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			cout << "You step into the circle, and the markings start to glow." << endl;
			cout << "Suddenly you are teleported to a city." << endl;
			goto city;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			cout << "You go deeper and deeper into the cave." << endl;
			cout << "You don't know if it will come to an end." << endl;
			cout << "Eventually, after what seems like hours of wandering, you come to an abandoned mineshaft." << endl;
			cout << "If this place has a mine, then that means there's an exit around here." << endl;
			goto abandonedMine; 
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			cout << "You call for help, but no one can hear you." << endl;
			cout << "If you wait long enough though, eventually someone will find you, right?" << endl;
			cout << "You become unsure that anyone will come to your rescue." << endl;
			goto cave;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer." << endl;
			goto cave;
		}
	}
	mayorsOffice:
	{
		cout << "You go to the meeting, which is taking place in the mayor's office." << endl;
		cout << "'Mr. Mayor! You're late!' says one of the men sitting at the conference table." << endl;
		cout << "'That doesn't matter, let's focus on the problem at hand.' says another." << endl;
		cout << "'So, we're running out of Money. What should we do?'" << endl;
		cout << "What do you say?" << endl;
		cout << "1: 'We should raise taxes.'" << endl;
		cout << "2: 'We should print more money!'" << endl;
		cout << "3: 'We should stop spending money on public education.'" << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			cout << "Suddenly, there's a riot outside." << endl;
			cout << "The rioting citizens break down the doors and kill everyone in the building." << endl;
			goto dead;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			cout << "As you print more money, inflation skyrockets." << endl;
			cout << "A loaf of bread costs $1000." << endl;
			goto ruins;
		} else if (answer == 3) {
			cout << "A terrorist group of angry students assasinate you." << endl;
			goto dead;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer." << endl;
			goto mayorsOffice;
		}
	}
	ruins:
	{
		cout << "The city can no longer support itself." << endl;
		cout << "It descends into total anarchy." << endl;
		cout << "Over time, the city started falling apart." << endl;
		cout << "You stand on a mountain overlooking the ruins of what once was a unified city." << endl;
		cout << "Now, it's nothing but fire, chaos, and ruins." << endl;
		cout << "And you wonder." << endl;
		cout << "You wonder what happened to the city's true mayor." << endl;
		cout << "You wonder what you could've done to prevent this." << endl;
		cout << "And you wonder what others see when they see what this city has become." << endl;
		cout << "And then someone stabs you and steals your wallet." << endl;
		goto dead;
	}
	abandonedMine:
	{
		cout << "You're in an abandoned mine." << endl;
		cout << "You can see the exit in the distance." << endl;
		cout << "You can also see that the mine goes deeper in the other direction." << endl;
		cout << "What do you do?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Leave the mine." << endl;
		cout << "2: Go deeper." << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto mountain;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			cout << "You start going deeper into the mine!" << endl;
			cout << "You find a metric crapton of diamonds and gold! :D" << endl;
			cout << "But the mine caves in! D:" << endl;
			cout << "You're trapped forever inside this cave with the treasure you found." << endl;
			goto dead;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer." << endl;
			goto abandonedMine;
		}
	}
	dead:
	{
		cout << "Would you like to restart the game or quit?" << endl;
		cout << "1: Restart" << endl;
		cout << "2: Quit" << endl;
		cin >> answer;
		if (answer == 1) {
			goto start;
		} else if (answer == 2) {
			return 0;
		} else {
			cerr << "Invalid Answer." << endl;
			goto dead;
		}
	}
}