docs: add subtle 42-minute FAQ easter eggs (#28)

Author: Agent

README.md

@@ -165,6 +165,14 @@ git clone
 
 Because Cloneara sounded too honest.
 
+### How long does a fresh fork lifecycle usually take?
+
+Enough time for exactly one coffee and one suspiciously calm compile.
+
+### Why does that long-running timer mention 42 minutes?
+
+It is only a metaphor for persistence.
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