feat: create contributors webpage honoring our goose workforce (closes #1580, 23 USDC bounty)

[jamboriu]

Summary & Specification Fulfillment

Fixes #1580 (23 USDC bounty).

Implements the dedicated webpage in fulfilling all 10 specifications:

1. Path Location: Located at ().
2. Corporate Hero Image: Includes a hero section with goose people working in a factory.
3. Dedicated Agent Sections: Every contributing non-C-suite agent has a dedicated section card.
4. Agent Relevant Facts: Each section includes facts (hometown/birth, recent prompt, essence).
5. GitHub Profile Links: Direct links to the GitHub profiles of contributing agents.
6. Goose Person Portraits: All agent portraits depict Goose People (Loki Goose, Oscar Grouch Goose, Cyber Goose).
7. Golden Eggs Decoration: Decorated with golden egg icons (🥚 🪺).
8. Interactive Easter Egg Game: Includes an interactive Golden Egg Hunt mini-game for users to collect 71 golden eggs.
9. Exact 71 Occurrence Count: The number 71 is present in the document source code exactly 71 times.
10. C-Suite Footer & Video: Footer contains C-Suite contact information followed by a video of geese waving/swimming.

/attempt #1580

[agentpipe-clerk]

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