Version: 1.0 (The "It Works on My Machine" Release)
Security Clearance: Ultra-Violet
AuthTrail is a state-of-the-art, terminal-based decision engine designed to streamline the approval of highly questionable municipal proposals.
Do you need to approve a "Gravity Tax"? Do you need to reject a plan to "Paint the Moon Blue"? AuthTrail is here to log your choices with the cold, unfeeling precision of a 1980s mainframe.
- High-Speed Logging: Writes text to a file faster than you can regret your decision.
- Green Flag Technology: The "Complete" button allows you to bypass critical thinking entirely.
- Audit Trails: Every decision is time-stamped, so when the "Inflatable Flamingo Chair" budget audit comes, you have proof it wasn't your fault.
- Download the folder.
- Stare at it suspiciously.
- Run the executable.
- Read the PROPOSED COMMAND (Try not to laugh).
- Read the CONSTRAINT (Realize the gravity of the situation).
- Type one of the following:
approve: Let chaos reign.reject: Be the fun police.complete: Pretend you read the document and sign off anyway.
All decisions are stored in logs/authtrail.log.
Warning: modifying the logs is a federal offense in several imaginary jurisdictions.
AuthTrail: Because someone has to stamp the papers.